a platter of Paul Newman chocolate number cookies filled with Benny Jerry’s Fossil Fuel Ice Cream. You want to go crazy? Glue red or green M&M’s to the top each one with a little melted chocolate (throw a couple of chocolate chips in the microwave for about 10 seconds.)

Also known as: Number 1 power breakfast for working mothers.

(They are so tiny that you can open the freezer, pop the whole thing in your mouth and close the freezer before anyone even notices and starts asking why do they have to have oatmeal when you are having chocolate cookies stuffed with ice cream?)